Jokes

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Jokes


Here are some rat/mice jokes. They're kinda cheesy (no pun intended), but what the hey...

~What did the 20 pound rat say? "Here kitty, kitty, kitty" ~When do you need to oil your rat? When it squeeks! ~3 rats are sitting in a bar bragging about how tough they are. "I once drank a whole bottle of rat poison", says the first rat. "That's nothing. When I get caught in a rat trap, I like to do bench presses with the spring.", said the second rat. Then the third rat got up and said "You guys are a bunch of wimps! Later guys, I'm off to harass the cat." Click Here For Tons of Mice Jokes

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